City People: No Wonder Red States Hate Us

Apparently, us city people typically drink wine, carry whips, push blocks of gold around on hand trucks, and wear life preservers and sunglasses when we swim. We can also be had for $3 on ebay. Is this where all those wacky conservative ideas about “latte-drinking, sushi-eating, Volvo-driving, New York Times-reading, body-piercing, Hollywood-loving, left-wing freak shows” come from? Too much time playing with biased Scandinavian toys? And why are all of the city people yellow-skinned? Then again, maybe the box isn’t so off the mark. Half of them are clearly working class (waiter, construction worker, car repair dude), and that bicycle girl probably is a college student. Clearly the dude with no pants and a life preserver is rich and insane – as one in six city people are. I have no idea what the deal is with the white-gloved girl holding the whip, but there are probably people like that in the city too. Cities are big places.